The Easiest CRNA Job in Maryland (No, This Isn’t a Joke)

The Chillest CRNA Job in Maryland – Sedate, Snack, Go Home Happy (Yes, this is real.) Think all CRNA jobs are the same? Think again. At Georgetown Pain Management and Hanover Parkway Surgery Center, a physician-owned ASC, we’ve created what might just be the unicorn of anesthesia jobs: • No nights. No weekends. No call. • No intubations. No codes. No complex cases. • No starting IVs, no preops, no dragging gurneys. (We’ve got people for that. Seriously.) • Free snacks. Free lunches. And the most fun Christmas Party in the entire DMV. Your job? Sedate, chart, and chill. Why This is Basically Cheating • Work as little as 1 day a week… or as much as you want (4-5 days per week of procedures). • 8–12 hour shifts — some days run longer, but you’ll still beat your hospital buddies home. • Friendly staff who actually help you instead of dumping on you. • A physician-owned center, which means: no corporate overlords, no private equity “efficiency consultants,” and no BS. Perfect For • A retired or semi-retired CRNA who wants to keep their propofol-pushing skills sharp without burning out. • Someone sick of hospital politics, 3am pages, and endless “mandatory meetings.” • Anyone who thinks “the easiest CRNA job in Maryland” sounds like a dare. Qualifications: • CRNA certification + Maryland license • Must be competent, reliable, and (you guessed it)… not a jerk. Apply today. Then come for the sedation, stay for the snacks, and party with us at the best Christmas party in Maryland. Job Types: Full-time, Part-time, PRN, Per diem Pay: $150.00 - $175.00 per hour Work Location: In person